Capita Sleepy Stevens Snowboard - $375.96

We can guarantee that you will become at least as good as Scott Stevens. All you have to do is get a Capita Sleepy Stevens Snowboard, somehow develop super-powers (maybe get bitten by a radioactive zombie vampire robot spider or be born on another planet or something) and ride every day for 100 years. Just keep in mind, if the Capita Sleepy Stevens snowboard can handle this guy's riding, then it can't make you anything but better. - $375.96