Capita Horrorscope FK Snowboard - Wide - $251.96

Grab the Capita Horrorscope FK Snowboard and arm yourself with its rail- and zombie-killing technology, because in the dark streets of winter there lurks a new breed of undead. These recently evolved zombies don't stagger, limp, or groan with unhinged jaws. They actually have good posture and good looks to matchthe ultimate case of 'looks can be deceiving.' So the next time you're cleaning up at a rail mission under the stars and a super-hot female emerges from the shadows and admires your skills, just keep in mind she could possibly turn to a decaying man-eater at any second. - $251.96