Burton Profanity Laptop Backpack - 1098cu in - $74.95

You might accidentally drop some foul language when you realize how rad the Burton Profanity Laptop Backpack is. The separate padded laptop sleeve keeps your computer safe and sound when you're on the move, and a mesh sleeve also holds a tablet for the serious tech geeks out there. A fleece-lined pocket protects your sunglasses or MP3 player from getting scuffed in order to prevent any F-bomb-inducing scratches on your lenses. - $74.95