Burton Moscow Softshell Jacket - Men's - $78.73

Besides fending off nasty winter weather, the Burton Men's Moscow Softshell Jacket gives you the perfect excuse to practice your fake Russian accent on the lift. While you babble incoherently to the tourists, the Moscow's waterproof breathable Dryride fabric keeps you protected, and a waffle fleece lining helps you shrug off chilly wind. By the time you unload, your buddies are going to be ready to pants you as revenge, but thanks to the jacket-to-pants connection system,your silk man-thong won't become a topic of conversation until after your second bottle of potato vodka later that night. - $78.73