Brixton Wheeler Trucker Hat - $20.36

Put the Brixton Wheeler Trucker Hat and a glue-on mustache to make your truckload of fake soap a little more convincing. Box trucks dont have to go through weigh stations, so you can stay under the radar until you stop for a bite at the truck stop, where the Wheeler Trucker Hats delivery truck-type patch lets you eat and split without anyone remembering you. Further down the road, the hats back mesh makes sure you dont look too sweaty when the smokies pull you over and ask you what youre hauling. - $20.36