Ashbury Eyewear Psychedelic Lollipop Sunglasses - $69.95

Wheres that guy going that dude in the clown suit who just handed you a cookie and the Ashbury Psychedelic Lollipop Sunglasses and ran off Were a little freaked out, but if youre cool with everything, then slide on these throwback shades, and mow down. Once youve properly affixed these lightweight shades on your face, trot over to the playground to hit the swings. Thanks to UVA and UVB protection, you wont have to worry about the suns damaging raysjust remember not to stare too long while pondering your existential purpose. - $69.95

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