Arnette Bluto Sunglasses - Polarized - $77.97

Just because your fraternity was recently put on double-jeopardy probation doesn't mean that you should scrap the biggest party of the year. This year's shindig is going to take some serious undercover promotion, so you'll need a trench coat and the Arnette Polarized Bluto Sunglasses to pull off the caper of the decade. The pledges are responsible for stealing enough booze and food for the festivities, which leaves you with plenty of time to wander through the quad amongst the sunbathing sorority babes with your invisible-ink fliers. - $77.97