Armada Teeter 210 Flexfit Hat - $22.46

As champagne rains from the sky at a wild film premier party, it drips off curvaceous women as well as the bill of your Armada Teeter Hat, until you wake up in an airport in a landlocked, mountain-less state. The stretchy acrylic and wool blend hat blocks out the light when you wear it on your face to get some rest, but also conceals your sergeant standing at attention in your shorts when you need to board the plan after waking up from a steamy dream about skinny dipping in a hot tub full of champagne. - $22.46