Arc'teryx Graph Bird T-Shirt - Short-Sleeve - Men's - $25.32

Although your red, bushy beard looks phenomenal, deep down, you always knew you looked ridiculous with your pet parrot riding on your shoulder. No worries, though; the fossil logo on Arc''teryx''s Graph Bird T-Shirt''s can fulfill your avian obsession without creating the impression that you''re a scallywag. And with the shirt''s cool, stretchy cotton surrounding your torso, you won''t mind that the little birdie on your back has been dead for eons. - $25.32