Anarchy Substitute Sunglasses - Polarized - $35.72

It turns out that you have a substitute professor for English 101 today, which is perfect since you partied hard last night. So grab a seat in the back of the lecture hall, slip on the Anarchy Substitute Polarized Sunglasses, and take a much-needed nap. When the sun starts poking through the window and reflecting off the backboard, the polarized lenses will reduce the glare so you can keep sleeping peacefully. - $35.72