Anarchy Regent Sunglasses - $44.95

Before you stumble out of your mom's pool shed in Santa Cruz at 2pm, slid on the Anarchy Regent Sunglasses to protect your heavily bloodshot eyes. Burly 5-barrel hinges and tough polycarbonate lenses put up with your abusive antics the night before, so undoubtedly they'll be able to handle your jam-packed afternoon of trying to find the best coffee in town. At some point you might consider pulling off these shades and taking a shower too; and by 'might' we mean 'please do.' - $44.95