Airblaster Air Flat Baseball Cap - $10.38

You awake from a bad dream about the being stranded in the year 2104 A.D. People wear silver spandex suits, buy things by connecting registers and vending machines to sockets in their heads, and, worst of all, salute each other with rather obnoxious and meticulous handshakes involving clapping, knee-slapping, hopping, and spinning. Good thing you're back in present, where you can wear the Airblaster Air Baseball Cap and punch anyone in the face who tries any such hanky-panky with you. - $10.38